Dad Jokes
For Lana V. Lynx unofficial challenge, 'Fucked-up wedding Toasts'
“Hello, hello, is this thing on?
For all of you who don’t know me, I’m Steve, the Father of the Bride. Just kidding—Dave’s the name.
Table 9—you get it!
If you know you know, am I right? Isn’t that what the kids say?
Anyway Ella, and uh, who’s that other guy again? Kidding, kidding—Blake, congratulations!
Sweetheart, that dress was worth every penny, you look like a gosh dang princess.
Your mother and I have a big surprise for you. Come on up here, Son. Open the envelope. Go on, show it off. A brand new house!
Got ya! The look on his face. What am I—made of money? I already shelled out a buttload for this Hampton Inn ballroom. You win a trip to Disney Land like the rest of em’.
Blake, take my advice: start a college fund now!
If you know you know!
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OMG, that toast is so layered with Dad's jokes! This was a lot of fun, thank you for your entry!