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Accidental Time Traveler

Every Morning I Wake Up in the Wrong Year… and I’m Running Out of Excuses

By Mariana FariasPublished about 19 hours ago 5 min read

The first time it happened, I thought it was a dream.

I went to bed in 2026, after scrolling mindlessly on my phone and setting three alarms I didn’t intend to wake up to.

I woke up in 1998.

At first, I didn’t notice anything was wrong. My room looked… different. Smaller. Cleaner. Suspiciously free of tangled chargers and unopened Amazon boxes.

Then I saw the posters.

Boy bands.

Plural.

“Okay,” I muttered, sitting up. “Weird dream. Very specific.”

I reached for my phone.

It wasn’t there.

Instead, I found a chunky plastic alarm clock blinking 6:00 AM like it had something to prove.

“Right,” I said. “Commitment to the bit.”

I got out of bed, fully expecting to wake up any second.

I didn’t.

Downstairs, a woman I hadn’t seen in years—my mother, younger, brighter—was making breakfast.

“Good morning!” she said, like this was completely normal.

I stared at her.

“You… look great,” I said finally.

She frowned. “Thank you…?”

That’s when it hit me.

This wasn’t a dream.

This was… Tuesday.

Just not my Tuesday.

I spent the entire day trying not to panic.

Which is surprisingly difficult when everyone around you is living in a decade you barely survived the first time.

At school, I accidentally quoted a meme that wouldn’t exist for another fifteen years.

No one laughed.

I tried to use slang.

It was… incorrect.

“Cool beans,” I said at one point.

Someone nodded approvingly.

I felt like I’d just passed a very low bar.

By the end of the day, I had a theory:

I had traveled back in time.

Accidentally.

And somehow, I was stuck.

I went to bed determined to fix it.

To wake up in my own time.

To get back to Wi-Fi and food delivery and the comforting glow of modern inconvenience.

I woke up in 1873.

“OH COME ON.”

This time, there was no easing into it.

No gradual realization.

Just immediate, overwhelming confusion.

My bed was gone.

My house was gone.

Everything was… wooden.

And suspiciously flammable.

A man in suspenders walked past me and nodded like I belonged there.

I nodded back.

Because apparently, that was my strategy now.

Blending in.

“Howdy,” I said to someone.

They said it back.

Confidence surged through me.

Ten minutes later, I tried to explain electricity.

Mistake.

By noon, I had been mistaken for:

• A traveling philosopher

• A confused relative

• And, briefly, a witch

I went to bed early that night.

Partly because I was exhausted.

Mostly because I was concerned about the witch thing.

I woke up in 2026.

“Oh, thank God,” I whispered, hugging my pillow like it had personally saved me.

I checked my phone.

Notifications. Emails. Reality.

Beautiful, boring reality.

I made coffee.

Sat down.

Tried to process what had just happened.

Then I blinked.

And suddenly…

I was in 2042.

“…I hate everything.”

The world wasn’t unrecognizable.

Just… upgraded.

Too upgraded.

My apartment had turned into something that looked like it was designed by someone who thought chairs were optional.

A screen lit up when I walked in.

“Welcome back,” it said.

I froze.

“…You can see me?”

“Of course,” it replied.

“Great,” I said. “Love that for me.”

I spent the day trying not to touch anything.

Everything responded.

Everything had opinions.

Even the fridge judged me.

“You’ve made poor nutritional choices in the past,” it informed me.

“I’m making one right now by opening you,” I snapped.

By now, a pattern was forming.

Every day…

A different year.

No control.

No warning.

No explanation.

So I adapted.

I learned quickly:

• Never mention the future in the past

• Never question the technology in the future

• Always pretend you know what’s going on

Confidence, it turns out, is universal.

In 1920, I convinced people I was a writer.

In 2150, I convinced a robot I was also a robot.

In 2005, I accidentally started a rumor that I was “kind of mysterious.”

That one stuck.

But no matter where I went…

No matter what year I landed in…

There was one problem I couldn’t solve.

I couldn’t stay.

Every connection was temporary.

Every conversation had an expiration date.

Every version of the world slipped away the moment I closed my eyes.

It was funny at first.

Then it was exhausting.

Then it was… lonely.

One night—

I don’t even remember the year—

I sat on a rooftop, watching a sky I didn’t recognize.

Different stars.

Same silence.

“I don’t belong anywhere,” I said out loud.

“Not yet.”

I turned sharply.

Someone was sitting beside me.

I hadn’t noticed them before.

“That’s new,” I said cautiously. “People don’t usually just… appear.”

They smiled.

“You do.”

Something about them felt… familiar.

Not in a face-recognition way.

More like… a memory I couldn’t quite reach.

“Who are you?” I asked.

They tilted their head.

“Someone who stopped running.”

“I’m not running,” I said.

“You’re jumping,” they corrected. “There’s a difference.”

I frowned. “Okay, mysterious rooftop person, do you want to explain what’s happening to me?”

They looked out at the skyline.

“You think this is an accident,” they said.

“It is,” I replied immediately.

They shook their head.

“No,” they said softly. “It’s a choice.”

My chest tightened.

“I didn’t choose this.”

They turned to me.

And for a split second…

I saw it.

It was me.

Older.

Calmer.

Still.

“You did,” they said.

My mind reeled.

“That doesn’t make any sense.”

“It will,” they said. “Eventually.”

I stared at them.

“Can I stop it?”

They smiled again.

Gentler this time.

“Yes.”

“How?”

They stood up, stepping back toward the edge of the rooftop.

“Stay,” they said.

“That’s it?” I asked.

“That’s everything.”

I blinked.

And they were gone.

The next morning…

I woke up.

Same room.

Same year.

2026.

I waited.

An hour.

Two.

The whole day.

Nothing changed.

For the first time…

I hadn’t moved.

I laughed.

A little disbelieving.

A little relieved.

Maybe it was over.

Maybe I had finally…

Stayed.

Or maybe—

I thought, glancing at the clock—

Tomorrow would be somewhere else.

And honestly?

I was ready either way.

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Mariana Farias

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