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Shut Up Wayne

By SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONS 💗💗 Published 2 months ago Updated 2 months ago 3 min read
Learning to Listen with Love, Laughter and Lunacy❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Shut Up Wayne, I Am Speaking ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Musical Mantra of Listening with Love and Light

. . . talking to me, first day. . .

. . . . . . . . . listening to me, eating a pizza daily. . . . ..

୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️

Musical Mantra of Listening with Love and Light

. . . talking to me, first day. . .

. . . . . . . . . listening to me, eating a pizza daily. . . . ..

. . . talking to me. . .

. . . . . . pretending to listen to thou goddess Linda . .

. . . . . . . . shaking my head and interrupting and speaking. . .

. . . . . . watching thou listening to my sacred words of wisdom . . .

. . smiling at me, daring to interrupt and saying with love. . . .

. . . talking to me, eating mochi, year one. . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shut up Wayne, I am talking. . .

. . .talking to me. . .

. . . . . . nodding my head to thou sexy lady Linda . . .

. . . . . . . . opening my third eyes in my big head, interupting. . .

. . . . .noticing you listening to my words, quietly and lovingly. . .

. . . talking to me, eating seaweed, year two. . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shut up Wayne, I am talking. . .

. . . talking to me . . .

. . . . . . pretending to listen to Linda, while looking up. . . . .

. . . . . smiling, letting thy golden flower bloom, interrupting. . .

. . . . . . noticing you listening to my sacred words of bullshit. . .

. . . talking to me, eating more pizza, year three. . .

. . . . . . . . .. listening to her best friends. . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shut up Wayne, I am talking. . .

. . . repeating this magical mantra, three years

. . .Shut Up Wayne . . .

. . . . . Shut Up Wayne . .

. . . . . . . .Shut Up Wayne . . .

. . . . . Thank you so much. . . Linda for teaching me the sacred samurai art of shutting

. . .thou FUNKING mouth up while eating pizza.

. . . I miss you my best friend,

. . . . for you were my wife in another life,

.. . . . . when I saved you from abuse with my sword of love,

. . . . . and you quietly worshipped me for years, and

. . . . . . . always, always, always, listened to me. . . .

. . . . I miss you . . . the mantra of love > > >

. . .I miss you pizza! . . .

. . . . . .I miss you pizza! . . .

. . . . . . . . I miss you, oh I mean Linda! . . .

. . . it starts with love . . .

. . . . Shut your buns up and listen if you love me, .

. . when is the pizza coming? . . .

୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️୨୧ ❤️

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About the Creator

SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONS 💗💗

DR. WAYNE STEIN Ted Talk Speaker, Amazon Author, Asian Gothic Scholar; Yoga Certified, Black Belts. Writer Program Admin, Writing Center Director, Cancer Survivor, Korean Born , Raised in Japan and Italy, grew up In Los Angeles. 💗💗

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  • Novel Allen2 months ago

    Love, laughter and lunacy much appreciated Wayne.

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