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The One Thing You Can Do Which Will Make It Impossible To Have Problems (April Fool's Edition)

By Dr. Cody Dakota Wooten, DFM, DHM, DAS (hc)Published about 14 hours ago 3 min read

Written by a human, for humans, always.

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I can solve all of your problems.

Quickly.

And easily.

After you do this, you will never have a problem again...

At least if you're being honest about doing this correctly.

Are you ready?

If you never want to have a problem...

Ever again...

The only thing you must do...

Is give up.

Give up everything.

If you have no dreams or hopes...

You never have the problem of struggling to reach them...

Or fears about what it means to not reach them.

If you have no power...

You never have the problem of not knowing what to do with that power...

Or wondering if you are using it correctly.

If you have no influence...

You never have the problem of people following you...

Or the need to be seen.

If you have no cares...

You never have the problem of being let down...

Or worries about tending to those cares.

Just give it all up.

Let others determine your fate.

But do not care what they do to you.

If they say work harder...

Just do it.

If they say you need less food...

Just live with the hunger.

If they say you can rest later...

Push further than your body wants you.

You have given up choice...

You have given up caring...

You have given up everything.

When you give it all up...

There is nothing left for you to have problems about.

Now I warn you...

Do not complain about what happens.

If you are being honest to actually not wanting problems...

Your emotions and feelings will just become barriers to your goal of having no problems.

So ignore them.

Push them away.

Become an uncaring and unfeeling robot that just follows commands.

If they say, "Do this," just do it.

If they say, "This is what you fight for," just do it.

If they say, "do not question us," well, you shouldn't be questioning anyway because you do not care...

Because you do not want to have any problems.

Problems only happen when you have something you are aiming toward...

Something that you care about...

Get involved in the emotions you experience.

If you want no problems...

Just give it up.

No longer care about what will happen in your day.

No longer care about how you are treated.

No longer care about understanding Truth.

No longer care about having dreams.

No longer care about your hopes.

No longer care about the future.

Give all of these things up.

Do not waste any more energy...

Or time...

Or effort...

On all of these things that create problems for us.

Why would we want to create problems for ourselves anyway?

It seems counter-productive...

It is not like problems help develop ourselves into better individuals...

Just ignore that because it does not matter...

Because you're going to give it up anyway.

Welcome to your "freedom" from problems.

I hope that it provides you with everything that you wanted in your life.

This "is" what you asked for?

Is it not?

This is what it means to no longer have problems.

Is this not the final wish that you had for your life?

Is this not what you have been desiring?

A lack of problems?

Just want an existence where your problems just disappear?

It is here for you to take...

All that it will cost...

Is caring about anything in life.

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About the Creator

Dr. Cody Dakota Wooten, DFM, DHM, DAS (hc)

Multi-Award-Winning Sageship Coach, Daily Digital Writer (1,000+ Articles), Producer, TV Show Host, Podcaster & Speaker | Faith, Family, Freedom, Future | Categories: "Sageship" & "Legendary Leadership"

https://www.SeekingSageship.org/

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