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Paul Stewart
Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.
The Accidental Poet - Poetry Collection out now!
Streams and Scratches in My Mind coming soon!
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Compelling and original writing
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Scones
Alright, let's not fuck about - here is what you need: Ingredients: 350g self raising flour 90g butter pinch of salt tsp of baking powder 175ml milk a squeeze of lemon a drop of vanilla an egg fresh strawberries, if they're in season Extra flour Even more flour Dried fruit (I consider this completely optionasl and usually leave it out)
By L.C. Schäfer3 days ago in Feast
Comments (27)
congratulations on your Leaderboard placement! 🎉💖🎊
I can't decide how to receive this Paul... is it someone enjoying a good drink/ coffee? Is it a "comment" on political issues? Or perhaps the spammers that swarmed vocal and the lack of action there? Oh how the wheels are turning for me.... Nicely done and congrats on third most popular story this week!
Wooohooooo congratulations on your Leaderboard placement! 🎉💖🎊🎉💖🎊
Gotta be the greatest return for the fewest number of words I've ever seen 😎
Sorry. can't hear or se you, I am not human.......................or understand you
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This isn’t really Morse code is it ? As Stephen stated.. I thought it was a comment on advertising.
I laughed out loud, Paul! Very clever! In 1952, the pianist and composer John Cage performed an original composition that he named 4:33. When he walked to the piano in the concert hall the audience clapped in anticipation. But when he left the stage 4 minutes and 33 seconds later without playing a note, the applause was notably less enthusiastic.
Ha! Nice! Well played!
LOL, perfect lack of words to match the perfect lack of communication and transparency! Loved this
Niiiice!
Ha I love this. Nice work ! What was your trigger for writing this ? 🏆
https://youtu.be/KBCR6AB31bs?si=p7hhUMshU7M-PpWN
You're really firing on all cylinders this week! Clever as clever can be!
Hahaha awesome thinking!
Didn't know you knew Morse Code 😮
Nothing like taking a coffee break and enjoying the quiet. Good one.
HA! Nicely done, my liege!
Brilliant - or should I say, ---------!!
Dude! nailed it.
Dashed that one off pretty quickly, I'd say. Not to mention accurately, lol.
D--m clever!
Great Haiku , so peaceful
if only...
So… the truth you say! Lol!