My Special Theory of Lycanthropy

Me = MC-haired

By Lightning Bolt ⚡Published 11 months ago • Updated 11 months ago • 1 min read

I'm not that smart, but

I look like Albert Einstein

I need a haircut

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Bolt ⚡ aka Bill, a bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic sexy odd ♒ Aquarian Taco Bell Futurist ~ Author of humor, poetry, history, sci fi, & horror.

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Dharrsheena Raja Segarran11 months ago
Hahahahahahaha Bill, you're hilarious!
Tim Carmichael11 months ago
You are smart, you are kind, and you look like Albert Einstein. LOL!
Tiffany Gordon11 months ago
LOL 🤣 But you are as smart as Einstein though! 😁
Mother Combs11 months ago
At first I thought you were saying you had my hair ROFL My hair is wild lately. This humidity down here really has it poofy.

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