Nudist Haiku

Nothing fits any more, and I mean Nothing Fits

By George’s Girl 2026 Published about a year ago • Updated about a year ago • 1 min read

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Nudist Haiku

So much weight gain why?

I had no clothes that fit me

Now a nudist wow

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George’s Girl 2026

I've been writing poetry since the age of 10. With pen in hand, I wander the realms unseen. The pen holds power; ink reveals thoughts. A poet may speak truth or weave a tale. You decide. Let pen and ink capture you ❤️#Marie381UkWrites

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Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a year ago
Hahahahahahahahaha that was hilarious!
Andrew C McDonaldabout a year ago
Very cute. I like it. Just how I came into the world… fat, angry, and naked. BTW.. “Nudist” not nudest. 🤗

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Nothing fits any more, and I mean Nothing Fits

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