Orange Is The New Fool
Observations On April 1st 2026
By Mike Singleton π Mikeydred Published about 7 hours ago β’ 1 min read

A Nightcafe Creation By Me
Introduction
An April Fool's Day Ghazal as an example for my April Challenge
The music is "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" by The Smiths
Orange Is The New Fool
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His Delight Is Causing Misery
And He Laughs At Others' Misery
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He'll Smash Anything To Hurt Someone
If It Causes Them Some Misery
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Despicable Orange Narcissist
Who's Hobby Is Making Misery
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A Brit Synonym For Breaking Wind
For This Obese Orange Misery
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Only Lies When He Opens His Mouth
To Spread A Thick Slice Of Misery
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Some Folk Make Things Better When They're Gone
True Of This April Fool Misery
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When He's Gone, There'll Be Celebration
So We Endure Orange Misery
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Comments (8)
This is useful.
OMG I was literally listening to this very song as I clicked on this x Also great piece mate - very very clever!
Things get worse every dayπ€¦. This is a clever piece; the Ghazal form is perfect here.
His wife's face says it all. During his first term. She had to live with him, at home parties she do not seat with him at the same table.
Lol :D Better laughing than crying.
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:D I haven't laughed that hard in a while.