I Am Not Pregnant, I Don't Even Like Soup, I Don't Even Like Mashed Potatoes - I Don't Even Like Watermelons, (scoffs)... What !
Okay, a week before last week I heard the baby in my stomach ask for money !?
Okay fine, a week before last month I heard the people grumbling about the problems of the child who ran away from home !?
Okay fine, I keep hearing that MY child is driving 9,000 steps in the middle of NO - where hoping they end up somewhere !?
WHO keeps doing this thing, who keeps asking me for things - I don't have a CLUE about, who keeps doing that !?
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I wonder if that's ever happened to anyone? That would top the podium for awkwardness!
Oops! Awwwwkkkkkwarrddddd! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ouh, snap!
Oh man that’s a good one!
Wow. I really got thrown by this one. Excellent!