Gerard DiLeo
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Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!
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My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo
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#234: The Snappy History of Sango Jingo (Part 3)
The Sango Jingo cosmologist (interestingly, he was also a cosmetologist—his day job), Gravikyle Higgsaphile, was the first to break the 10D barrier when he completed building his ball made completely out of superstrings.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
Capitano Neutrino. First Place in Epic Beginnings Challenge. Top Story - August 2024.
It's true most black holes have masses of hundreds, even thousands, of suns. Cosmologists have theorized, however, that "micro" black holes pepper all of space/time as rogue visitors, striking when least expected.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
#229: hemeEnsley®
The Ensley® Foundation Wishful Thinking...Through Chemistry™ (Old Motto: Serving themselves since 1992.) The Ensley® Foundation began inauspiciously as the Tru-Grip Inflatable Woman Factory, but wavered due to inflation. Even with the unqualified success of Suzy Sucklipt, Borrelia Fleshpott, and the incredible "Chateau-of-Her-No-No-Below," profits were flaccid.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
228 Sango Jingo History Part 1: the National Flag
Somewhere south of Frisland, in a hidden dimension of regret defying longitude and latitude, lies the mysterious island nation of Sango Jingo. It is unique, named the most you-can't-get-there-from-here by Condé Nasty Traveler for two whole recessions running.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
227 Passing GO
I imagine my game with beautiful Alise—2nd place in the beauty contest! But she's with Reed. Reed the stud. They're on BALTIC AVENUE. I wonder, Will they pass GO? Everyone's dealt the same at the game's start, but some just advance by how the dice land.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Fiction
