Satire

How to Fuck Around
So, you’ve been invited to a party. You are excited to go, right? What? You aren’t excited or aren’t going? You remember the last party you went to and it was a total awkward disaster? Oh, boy, you’re right, you probably just shouldn’t go. What’s that? But you really want to go, but you’ll need some advice on how to interact with peers, socialize, and basically, you know…
By Amos Glade3 months ago in Fiction
Welcome to Club Hell
This is a drabble for Lana's unofficial challenge: Putin saw, Джозеф, emblazoned on the forehead of a man shaking him. “Wake up, Vlad.”
By Andrea Corwin 3 months ago in Fiction
Immortal? To Hell!
”Where am I?” Putin asked, feeling out his face. The words came out garbled, splatting blood all over his hands. “Hell!” someone boomed.
By Lana V Lynx3 months ago in Fiction
How to Survive in an ’80s Horror Movie
If you are reading this, congratulations. You are either incredibly lucky, deeply cautious, or already suspicious enough to know that something is very wrong.
By Erica Roberts 3 months ago in Fiction
How to understand men
Introduction: You may have chosen this guide from a lineup of many, as there are numerous words written on this subject, and even careers have been established in this arena. However, today I present the only thing you will need to understand a man. Luckily for us women, men are simple creatures, and for that reason, they do not even see us coming. This is an all-encompassing guide; however, there is room for customization, so please feel free to add your own flair to any of these rules as I break them down for you. Keep in mind that the most important part for you to remember is that you are the only you there is; for this reason, you must, and I repeat, be true to yourself. Without further ado, I present to you "How to Understand Men".
By Jazzy 3 months ago in Fiction
Citizens Guide to Contemporary Life
Citizens Guide to Contemporary Life. This manual is prescribed for modern citizens in order to optimize efficiency and productivity. Significant changes may or may not be required depending upon the citizens starting point. Differing starting points may require extra time for realignment. This manual applies to those living individually, in shared housing, employed and unemployed.
By Schmalz3 months ago in Fiction
Just A Friendly Reminder
Hello Residents, this is the President of your HOA, Cardwell Highground, with a friendly reminder to all 711 houses in our Community. (For your assistance, I have underlined items below.)
By Andrea Corwin 3 months ago in Fiction
How to Write a Bestselling Fantasy Romance Novel
So, you're a big fantasy novel fan, and you want to write your own. You want to finally make your own living from something that brings you joy and passion.
By Noelle Spaulding 3 months ago in Fiction
When Management Met the Menu
The world of management consultancy is often characterised as one of anally-retentive, middle-aged middle managers who, having been shit-canned for taking ruinous initiatives while employed, are then freed to consult as external leadership-for-hire. The idea is that their initial employer can deploy them positively by taking their stupid ideas and catastrophic behaviour to the ever-accepting, willing maws of their competitors.
By Ian Vince3 months ago in Fiction
How to Become (and Stay) Semi-Famous
1. Be born into a family that doesn’t share your genes (i.e., adoption). That way, the rest of these steps will be like putting a round peg into a square hole, which of course is the way any sensible project comes together.
By Daniel J. Heck3 months ago in Fiction
I Want to Be Immortal, But Not in Hell!
"Please, stop torturing me!" Putin pleaded to the demons who were propping his eyelids with hot metal rods and cutting off his lips to remove excess Botox.
By Lana V Lynx3 months ago in Fiction
The Baker's Paradox
Rutaa wiped the sweat draining off his bald head like a stream before drinking an entire goblet of water. The water wasn’t cool, nothing in his bakery was cool at the best of times, but the festival wasn't the best of times for a baker. He appreciated the humble reprieve none the less.
By Matthew J. Fromm3 months ago in Fiction