Satire
The Legend of Don Conrado Pt.5
From a distance, Cherybdis watched. She was directly downstream and could see these events unfolding before her very eyes. Indeed, she was especially vexed when she witnessed the don emerge so gracefully up out of the water — as though he were some long-forsaken knight, from some far and distant realm, suddenly freed from the clutches of her arch-rival, Scylla, almost as if it were magic. And though, up until now, the don had been carelessly lax in keeping his person so near to the bank, and had perhaps warranted this invitation, he was now, otherwise, alert and at the ready — to wage battle with the power and knowledge of the Force — having been revived and reborn by this sudden brilliant flash of light, from whatever the source of it... may be.
By Delusions of Grandeur 3 months ago in Fiction
Cabin Special
The cabin in the woods had been abandoned for years, but one night, a candle burned in the window. It wasn't a real candle; no, it was one of those tacky, neon signs shaped like one. Below it read the words: SPELLS & WEDDINGS FOR CHEAP. Nevertheless, it was a beacon in the twilight, spilling into the darkness of the bleak, dense forest, which surrounded the cabin like a cloak. For the hikers, it was a welcome sight—they'd reached their strange destination at last.
By Call Me Les3 months ago in Fiction
Instruction Manual
To our most valued customer, thank you for purchasing this state-of-the-art hand tool. We know you will enjoy many years of use from this masterfully designed device. Only the highest-grade materials have been used to create this multipurpose tool, so you may feel confident that it will always function to the best of its ability in all types of environments. Our company has been manufacturing this implement for over one hundred years, and we have never had a complaint due to poor quality or inadequate design. To ensure that you are thoroughly satisfied with this product, we have included a list of instructions for its proper use.
By Mark Gagnon3 months ago in Fiction
A Practical Guide to Becoming a Christian Nationalist
Introduction: Establishing Your Foundation Before you begin, understand this guide is not about faith, love, or neighborliness—those are advanced electives and easily confused with weakness. This is about order. About belonging. About finally having an answer ready when the world insists on asking complicated questions.
By SUEDE the poet3 months ago in Fiction
