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Quantum Leaf. Top Story - December 2023.
Maynard has jumped into a dude’s body this time. He knows immediately, perhaps because Maynard himself is a dude, but more likely it's because he’s woken up with morning wood.
By Kenny Penn2 years ago in Humor
Exploring the Enchanting Universe of Mr. Bean: A Journey Through Laughter
In the realm of comedy, Mr. Bean stands tall as an enduring reminder of the inherent joy found in life's absurdities. A symbol of innocence and simplicity, the mere thought of Mr. Bean effortlessly brings a smile, a testament to the character's timeless popularity. Evolving into a living embodiment of humor, Mr. Bean's whimsical world captivates audiences through amusing interactions, ever-puzzling expressions, and the delightful charm of his animated persona.
By Cool Searches 2 years ago in Humor
Chimpe's Laughter Revolution
A man by the name of Chimpe used to reside in a remote village called Sad Land, which was tucked away between valleys of doom and despair. Chimpe was a regular man with extraordinary aspirations—aspirations of joy, laughter, and happiness. But there was no longer any laughter in Sad Land, and the people there had given up on even the little pleasures in life.
By Kasso Dachi II2 years ago in Humor
Of Mice, Men and Women — Who Is The Smartest?
“Whenever you fight with Chris, you come in here, looking frustrated. Dressing as if you didn’t look in the mirror before leaving your house and picking a fight with everyone,” Orella argued with Karoya as she pulled out the empty chair to her right.
By Annelise Lords 2 years ago in Humor
Rest in Peace, Neighbour. Whatever Your Name Was.
A poll of 2,000 adults found that people are having fewer interactions with neighbours than they did during the pandemic. The Independent, 4 October 2023
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
Jenny and Ben: A Tale of Undying Love
In the heart of the quaint village of Willow Creek, nestled amidst rolling hills and whispering pines, resided two young souls, Jenny and Ben, bound by a love as deep as the ancient well that stood at the village's edge. Their love story was as enchanting as the village itself, a tale of star-crossed lovers destined to defy the odds.
By HealthyHealthy2 years ago in Humor
Fake News Headline Challenge
When it comes to fake news headlines, The Onion remains the undisputed heavyweight champion. Of course I am referring to The Onion in its heyday, back when it still had a hard copy print edition that actually could be delivered to your door or purchased from newstands or paperboxes in large cities around the country (mostly the northeast). Yes, that is how old I am. What remains of The Onion, theonion.com is mostly a sad reminder of those halcyon days of yore. They still sell merchandise featuring some of the classics, but the headlines and stories they crank out today are a far cry from the brilliant, biting, satire and wit of their early to middle years. Of course, it could just be I am too old now to appreciate the humor. In any case, selecting the best of them is really an impossible task. There are just too many to choose from. However, for purposes of this challenge, which is to come up with the best The Onion style fake news headline, I am going to list three of my all time favorites, starting with my absolute favorite first.
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
AINS
AINS Preface I’ve taught professionally, in several capacities, for the last eight years. I currently teach English as a second language four evenings per week. Translation errors are to comedy gold what the Spindletop Gusher was to black gold. On one particularly memorable occasion, I conflated miel de abeja (honey from a bee) with miel de vieja, Spanish for “honey from an old woman.”
By Chris Z2 years ago in Humor
I Don't Want Lunch, I Want Dinner!. Content Warning.
I was brought up with Breakfast, Dinner, Tea, and Supper. Today, I have a desperate dilemma! My children were brought up the same way, but now they are older; lunch has become tea, and dinner has become a mid-morning meal!
By Carol Ann Townend2 years ago in Humor
Jesus Saves at Temple Market
Jesus Christ, lord and savior to tens of millions of Christians worldwide, reportedly saved big at the temple market during his last shopping trip there. Though he has been permanently banned from the market for disrupting business by violently turning over money changer's tables during previous visits he still shops there regularly in disguise. The son of God saved close to fifteen percent off of regular prices on fish heads, mulled wine, and bread loaves by buying them from the clearance rack at the back of the temple and not near the front entrance where they are generally found at much higher prices. After leaveing the store with almost 100 drachma remaining from his budget of 200 dinar Jesus was reportedly quite pleased with how much he had saved saying the following "They say give to Ceaser what is Ceaser's and give to God what is God's. Oh wait, I mean, I say that, or, I said that. Not sure exactly where I was going with that, but man did I save big today. I mean I saved a lot. Nice!" With that Jesus bowed his head, turned and walked away.
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
Defend Your Home with a Good Book!
A blow with a word strikes deeper than a blow with a sword. Robert Burton, 1577-1640. I’ve been reorganizing my books recently. No, not because I’m the nerdy, obsessive type who arranges his reading material in some weird way. Alphabetically by author is mainstream, so don’t judge me. Judge that bunch who group them by colour. Weirdos.
By Brendan Donaghy2 years ago in Humor
50 Festive Christmas Greetings: Serving Up Holiday Cheer with Birdies, Laughter, and Stock Picks!. Top Story - December 2023.
Get your holiday card wording just right with these cheerful, humorous, and sporty greetings. Perfectly complement your Santa Christmas collection for festive fun!
By Daphsam2 years ago in Humor