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BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Land on Earth, Discover Reality TV and Top 40 Music, Immediately Leave Forever
🚨 THIS JUST IN: At approximately 2:43 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, a gleaming alien mothership entered Earth’s atmosphere with peaceful intent, a message of hope, and several thousand years of interstellar wisdom. But by 2:58 p.m., it had already left... Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Chocolate Jokes for Kids: Sweet Laughs That'll Melt Your Heart
Chocolate’s already sweet, but throw in a few giggles and you’ve got yourself a recipe for fun! Whether it’s a candy bar in your lunchbox or a gooey treat after dinner, chocolate has a way of making everything better.
By JokeJester8 months ago in Humor
The Lion and the Mouse: An Unexpected Friendship
In the heart of the vast African savannah, where the golden grasses swayed with the wind and the trees whispered secrets to the sky, lived Leo, the mighty lion. He was the undisputed king of the land—strong, proud, and feared by all. His roar echoed for miles, sending birds flying and antelopes scattering. Every animal in the savannah knew better than to cross his path.
By wilson wong8 months ago in Humor
How Not to Get Changed for a Gig
It was a Thursday, I think. I'd finished work at 3:30, thrown my guitar into the back of my Citroën C1, and grabbed Sam and his guitar from the office. We both worked at the same school, which made the whole thing feel even less rock and roll. There’s something uniquely jarring about trying to channel indie frontman energy when you were, less than an hour ago, reminding a six-year-old that glue sticks are not snacks.
By Ben Etchells-Rimmer8 months ago in Humor
