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I'm a Kennedy Cousin
😜 Make room for me in the Kennedy compound -- set an extra place at the table, Cousin Patrick, I'm on my way to Cape Cod. I married into the Kennedy clan.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
Yucky Foods!
"Peaches! I hate peaches! Biting into a fuzzy peach is like biting into a fuzzy little kitten!" Everyone has food preferences. The first President Bush hated broccoli, calling them "little trees". My mother can't stand cooked spinach after my little brother and I commented on how algae-eating tropical fish would love boiled spinach. "See, mom, how much it looks like algae?"
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
What, Me Volunteer?. Top Story - June 2021.
😜 I've been told that there are 135 good reasons to give blood, but for the life of me, when the tech approached me with that big-bore, suck-your-liver-out needle, humming the Flight of the Valkyrie, I couldn't think of a single one.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
I Miss My Hair
😜 I've had to admit that I'm going bald. For a while, I tried lying to myself. "Paul, you have more hair than ever." Yeah, right, like I'm going to believe someone with a bald head.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
Geminis Are Skeptics
😝 It's no fun being a skeptic. I don't get the comfort of reading a horoscope and knowing that today I will be a great day for avoiding sharp pointy objects, angry authority figures, and cheese fondue.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
Life Under the Glide Path
😜 My house is right at the end of the TF Green runway. Right the end of the runway used by 126462.18 airplanes each day, mostly before 7AM.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
Bgirl Yuika: The Dance Champion from Japan
Bgirl Yuika is a remarkable dancer from Tokyo, Japan. At just 17 years old, she's already a dance champion, winning the Battle of the Year Korea in 2022. Her incredible skills and dedication have earned her high rankings in various competitions, including the All Japan Breaking Championships. Yuika's passion for dance and her impressive achievements make her a rising star in the dance world. Currently preparing for the Paris Olympics 2024, she's proving that age is no barrier to pursuing big dreams! Let's meet Bgirl Yuika, an incredible dancer from Tokyo, Japan! She's done some amazing things, and we're here to tell you all about them.
By Haneul Dae3 years ago in Humor
The Great Adventure of Grocery Shopping: Navigating Aisle Ninjas and Cart Obstacles
In the busy world of everyday life, there is an epic trip that tests your courage, intelligence, and patience: going grocery shopping. Brave shoppers go into the maze-like aisles with nothing but their buying lists and the will to win. They face challenges like deciphering nutritional hieroglyphs and avoiding close encounters with other shoppers.
By Stephen Ochieng3 years ago in Humor
The Power Of A Smile
A young woman named Lily lived in the peaceful community of Serenityville, which was surrounded by glistening lakes and rolling hills. She was well-known across the community for her contagious smile, a source of warmth that could brighten even the darkest of days. But nobody was aware that the smile has a meaningful history.
By Bala Tahir Yunusa 3 years ago in Humor
How to Do a Brooklyn Accent
Exploring the Diverse Types of People That Call Brooklyn Home Brooklyn, the vibrant borough of New York City, is a melting pot of cultures, backgrounds, and personalities. It is renowned for its diversity, attracting a wide range of individuals who contribute to the unique fabric of the community. In this article, we will delve into the various types of people that call Brooklyn home, celebrating the richness and complexity of this amazing place.
By Bridget Bri3 years ago in Humor
Tutor Position
Dear ______ Tutors, My name is ______, and (I'm applying for this job because I know a lot about teaching, which means I can be a great tutor. I honestly just need some extra cash because I can barely afford anything! Not even a freaking subway footlong.) I'm a Masters student at ______insert fancy college. I focus on leadership, creative development, post-production, and business models specifically designed for the creative sector. At heart, I'm a screenwriter and teacher who wants to know the business side of the entertainment industry. (Business HA! Apparently, I can't even get my own finances in order.) I would be a great asset to the _______ Tutors team because I value collaboration, creativity, and empathy. (I'm great at trauma bonding with others and forming a tight-knit team of hardworking individuals. I think outside of the box, maybe a little too outside the box. I'm also extremely sensitive.)
By M3 years ago in Humor
Late Night Talk Show Intern. Top Story - August 2023.
Dear Late Night Talk Show People, Oh God, I really want to work here. My name is _______, and I'm seeking internships in entertainment development. (Me tell stories) At heart, I'm a performer, actress, and screenwriter. I'm curious about the business side of the entertainment industry because I one day want to lead the creative department of a film/television production company. (Even though I don't want to be, I'm great in administrative roles, and I force myself to be highly organized.) My collaboration, empathy, and authenticity values make me a great asset to the Late Night Team. I'm a fast learner, like IDK how to prove this other than the fact my high school graduation rank was 9/500...I guess that doesn't really prove anything other than I'm a try-hard. BUT can confidently say that I'm fun and your team would like me.
By M3 years ago in Humor