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Pizza Everything . Top Story - February 2024.
My experiment began when I found this odd bit of 90’s nostalgia online. I know what you’re thinking. Finally, an everything pizza seasoning endorsed by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Millennials, look no further. This 4.4 ounce bottle of pizza-like flavor is available on amazon.com for $12.99. Also available, ‘The Shredder.’
By Leslie Writes2 years ago in Humor
Once Upon a Time, People Whistled to Communicate
Once upon a time, someone asked; if we whistle in a forest but are all alone, can anyone hear us? Whistles are interesting actions. They used it back in Paleolithic times to communicate, try to trick animals into being hunted, attract birds, and probably as mating rituals as well. Would the bride-to-be select the most melodic one to pick her suitor? Or would the strongest win the challenge? Some may have made a complete song out of it. I know I would. I will not let myself be beaten. Not whistling anyway. Wrestling is a different story.
By Rene Volpi 2 years ago in Humor
Hippo Havoc: Top 10 Reasons Hippos Will Gradually Take Over Earth
A powerful and surprising force is quietly plotting its ascent across the wide expanses of Earth: the hippopotamus. Though they appear to be placid river inhabitants, hippos are planning an invasion that goes beyond their looks. As we reveal the top 10 reasons these large herbivores are vying to become the planet's future overlords, buckle up.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
Ribbit Revolution: Top 10 Reasons Frogs are Croaking Their Way to World Domination
Amphibious Command Centers: Throughout the planet, ponds, lakes, and marshes are home to frogs' covert aquatic command centers. These covert hubs act as the brains behind their worldwide takeover plan, providing cover and jumping off points for their amphibious warriors.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
The Upside-Down Day
In the quaint town of Chuckleville, there was a house that was about to experience the most peculiar day ever. It all started when eight-year-old Max woke up and discovered that gravity had gone on vacation, leaving everything in his room sticking to the ceiling.
By Lancelot Makumbila2 years ago in Humor
Betty and the Banana Brigade
Once upon a time in a small town nestled between rolling hills and babbling brooks, there lived a quirky baker named Betty Bananabaker. Betty was no ordinary baker; she had a magical touch when it came to whipping up the most delectable and irresistible banana bread the town had ever seen.
By Lancelot Makumbila2 years ago in Humor
Turtle Triumph: Ming and Goggles Adventures in Chinatown
The Salsa-Strutting Turtle In the vibrant heart of Chinatown lived Ming, a man whose life was anything but ordinary. His companion, Goggles, was no run-of-the-mill turtle; he was Ming's pride, joy, and an unexpected maestro of slow-motion salsa.
By Gennadiy Shevtsov2 years ago in Humor
Murder Mystery 2 Movie Review | Adam Sandler | Jenifer Aniston
Is it true that i was excessively unforgiving on 2019's "Murder Mystery" or do I very much like Adam Sandler all the more at this point? Both could be valid, yet it's characteristic of how much satire can be founded on timing and what's happening in reality. Falling off a spate of unremarkable (to be thoughtful) comedies that rose up out of his underlying arrangement with Netflix, I gave the satire/spine chiller an unassuming two stars, yet presently I think it merits another half-star as a strong redirection. Furthermore, that could be a result of the generosity caused by projects like "Whole Pearls," "Hustle," and, surprisingly, the somewhat charming "Hubie Halloween." Or I might have quite recently been feeling more terrible a long time back. Whatever the explanation, "Murder Secret 2" takes care of business similarly. Indeed, Sandler's appeal is the strength. Indeed, the somewhat close runtime (this one is just 90) gets The Sandman and his authors far from the wandering non-jokes that stuff the most awful Blissful Madison films. What's more, indeed, it's a simple method for blocking out this present reality for a component runtime. Perhaps it's simply that we want that more during the 2020s than we did pre-pandemic? It's a secret.
By Almost Everything2 years ago in Humor
