Satire

An Urgent Security Alert!
The British National Department of Social Scrutiny released two new infoganda leaflets this afternoon with regards to the ongoing crisis which is completely under control. Again.
By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor
The Day My Fridge Became an Influencer
It all began when my refrigerator got Wi-Fi. Yes, you read that right. My once-loyal, milk-chilling, leftover-hugging fridge got connected to the internet—and instantly lost its mind.
By The Waiting Tree10 months ago in Humor
Gold-Plated Delusion Mirror: Vatican Edition
(Interior Vatican Guest Bathroom - Daytime) Gilt fixtures. Carrara marble. Frescoes of saints looking vaguely uncomfortable. And a mirror—too large, too baroque, clearly installed just for him.
By Jeff Olen10 months ago in Humor
Lift the Lid on Convenience Fud
Busy career? Not enough time on your hands to cook for you or your family? It’s not hard to see why the national diet includes such a generous helping of convenience food.
By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor
BritGrub: The British National Diet
The Department of Social Scrutiny is proud to present the first annual event to celebrate the new British National Diet.
By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor
The Ant Who Never Gave Up
It began with a picnic. The sun was warm, the breeze was soft, and the park was buzzing—literally. I had taken a break from my noisy city life to enjoy some peace, a sandwich, and a good book. But what caught my attention that day wasn't the story I was reading—it was the tiniest drama unfolding at my feet.
By Ahmad Malik10 months ago in Humor
World Leaders React to Imminent Alien Invasion . Top Story - May 2025.
Israel — We Sold Them Mobile Phones In a bold preemptive move, Israel's Ministry of Defense announced it had successfully marketed “Earth's finest communication devices” to the extraterrestrial fleet. “Our agents disguised as Verizon sales reps convinced them the Galaxy S24 Ultra was a 'peace offering,'” said a spokesperson. “Their self-destruct feature activates at midnight.”
By Scott Christenson🌴10 months ago in Humor
Planet Z-3000: The Peculiar Pollution Report
The sleek, chrome-plated scout ship, the Bureaucracy-Bot 5000, descended through a haze of what the onboard diagnostic system identified as "Suspended Atmospheric Particulates – Type 7 (Organic Decay & Hydrocarbon Byproducts)." Below, a swirling metropolis of towering structures, blinking lights, and an unnerving symphony of honks and rumbles unfolded.
By Mian Nazir Shah10 months ago in Humor
Ministry of Nutrition.. Top Story - May 2025.
Snacks are great, aren’t they? They help you to live the life you live the life of, without breaking for one moment longer than it takes to nosebag a few grams of nutritionally enhanced sawdust down your over-anxious gut-funnel.
By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor
Le Défenseur!
"And that, Your Honor, is why my client, Mrs. Daffodil J. Peters-Smith, widow of the community-loved Nathaniel Patrick Bartholomew Christopher Jedidiah Smith IV, is beyond all reasonable doubt not guilty of the heinous crimes for which she has been accused; and I will defend that fact in front of this here court. As you can see, the prosecution has presented not a shred of evidence implicating my client in the grisly death of her husband. Everything they have presented is here-say and is circumstantial. Your Honor, to commit her to the highest penalty under these paltry assumptions would be unconscionable and vile before the eyes of the law! As you can see before you, how likely do you think this sweet old lady is capable of the murder of her husband?"
By Ian Read11 months ago in Humor
Laughing at Crisco's Cherry Pie
Ingredients Classic Crisco Pie Crust – double crust 4 cups sour cherries 1 cup granulated sugar ¼ C. Corn Starch 1 tsp. Pure Vanilla Extract
By Edward Anderson11 months ago in Humor
The Self-Congratulatory Circle Jerk Challenge
The Pitchman sidles up to the Bally Platform. He clears his throat, and begins. "I'm now hereby instituting the Self-Congratulatory Circle Jerk Challenge, a challenge to challenge the challenged about how challenging the worst of their personal challenges has been.
By Tom Baker11 months ago in Humor