Sketches

LUCAS AND THE GREAT BROCCOLI BATTLE. AI-Generated.
Lucas never imagined that buying a liter of milk would turn into an odyssey. But everything changed the moment he stepped into the supermarket. The fluorescent lights flickered, the background music spiraled into a frantic waltz, and an empty shopping cart rolled towards him as if inviting him to climb in.
By Alain SUPPINIabout a year ago in Humor
Police Incident Report
The subject is reported to have “lost their mind” and disassociated from “the consensual hallucination normally referred to as reality”.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
How to Add a Child to My Existing Etihad Airways Flight Reservation
Etihad Airways Infant Policy: Adding a Baby to Your Reservation Traveling with an infant on Etihad Airways? Here’s everything you need to know about their infant policy, whether you're planning ahead or need to add a baby to an existing reservation. +1-877-500-0930
By Chikluabout a year ago in Humor
The Lion Meme 🦁👑
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ I'm _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another droll edition of Meme-ing Madness! Since I'm a force of nature and a Top Contributor in the Humor Community, I assume no further introduction is necessary.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The Silent Town
Daniel Carter had traveled to many places in search of unusual stories, but nothing compared to what he had heard about Ravenshade—a town where no one spoke.
By Hridoy Hasanabout a year ago in Humor
Stuck on You!
Troma movies are universally derided as the cinematic equivalent of a rancid, slop-heavy meat sandwich and a bottle of Night Train. It's the kind of stuff a vagrant might scrape together enough change to buy at the Quick-E-Mart to keep him going until the soup kitchen opens back up for lunch. Their audience, we assume, are pimply overweight Simpsons characters come to life, who collect semen-splattered back issues of Hustler and spend an inordinate amount of time with one hand jammed up their nose, the other buried in a bag of Cheetos.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Humor
When You See a Sign, Follow Where It Memes
Hey, there! I'm.... _______Lightning Bolt⚡ 👋😁⚡ This is a Brand-New January 31st, 2025 edition of Meme-ing Madness!
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
Coke Fingernail
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** Michelle, Brandon, and Cliff are all having a hushed conversation. Denise enters the room and they quiet.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabileabout a year ago in Humor
The Complex Journey of Self-Worth, Exploitation, and Redemption
In today’s globalized and hyper-connected world, individual stories often reflect larger societal shifts. This article explores the journey of a young woman who was drawn into the adult entertainment industry, her struggles with self-esteem, and her perspective on the broader impact of pornography on society. Her narrative sheds light on the complex interplay between personal insecurities, societal expectations, and exploitative systems, offering insights into the challenges and consequences of living in an increasingly sexualized culture.
By Sajjad Rana Hussainabout a year ago in Humor
Behemoth
Was it a coincidence that Behemoth felt an insuppressible urge to empty his stomach of his half-digested dinner right the very moment the fateful (or rather fatal) question was uttered? Daisy, a young woman of 30 or so, delivered her question, for some reason, very ingratiatingly. For one, it could be that she, surrounded by all these elderly gentlemen (not counting Behemoth himself, who was ancient as he used to enunciate with an air of self-importance bordering on narcissism), had a pressing concern that her life was passing by and she didn't want to stay a forever secretary loaded with a vast and vague list of responsibilities ranging from making coffee for these balding gentlemen to keeping their weekly meetings efficient enough for the clients not to choose Scumbag & Sons over their company by reviving the periodically fizzling out conversations at the round table with unimportant and sometimes honestly stupid remarks or questions. These men in front of her were the men of power, quite limited power, she knew that, but the staircase to success is made of steps, and she is well aware that one needs to climb them up one (maximum two) at a time. Daisy wanted a manager's chair. And then she wanted to become the company director eventually. She wanted a malleable and preferably also rich husband, a summerhouse at the seaside, and all imaginable life comforts because, well, she deserved all these. That's what the purring obsequiousness in her voice could mean. Or it could altogether be something completely else. Women are mysterious creatures.
By Andrei Z.about a year ago in Humor
The Shaving Saga: A Cut Above the Rest
James was the type of man who thrived on routine. His mornings were a well-oiled machine: wake up at 6 a.m., stretch, shower, and complete the ritual with a shave so precise it could rival the handiwork of a surgeon. For James, shaving wasn’t just grooming—it was a sacred act of discipline. But no matter how practiced he was, the occasional nick or razor bump seemed inevitable.
By mureed hussainabout a year ago in Humor
Love or Love Bombing? How to Spot the Difference Before It Hits
Thus, I was right there, staying out of other people's affairs, looking at TikTok in my workout pants (clearly), when I ran over one more horrendously appealing 22-year-previous lifestyle mentor. In a voice so quiet that it could have been artificial intelligence produced, she talked about "affection besieging." I stopped mid-chomp of my basic reassurance chips, similar to, stand by a moment — what for the sake of generational injury is this?
By The Dreamer Faisalabout a year ago in Humor