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A Very Honest Date. Top Story - December 2023.
The waitress was very fat and I did not like her hair, but she had a good attitude as she guided me to my seat. The restaurant was not full on a Friday, so I guessed that the concert next door was still on and that it would fill up with people who had terrible taste in music later (the group playing truly sucked). I knew that my name was on the reservation list, but I still had a twenty ready in case she gave me a hassle.
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Humor
Go Speed Racer Go!!!!!!
I had another dream about my grandmother recently. She has been heavy on my mind heavily as of late and the fact it’s the holiday season doesn’t make matters any easier. I guess she figured that her grandbaby needed some comfort and resassurance about how things are going.
By Digital_FootPrint12122 years ago in Humor
Humorous Haikus. Top Story - December 2023.
It all started during the "Short & Sweet" challenge, as I sat counting both syllables and letters for my last-minute haikus. Remember how they granted an extension because of a technical difficulty on the final day? I wrote several during that time – haikus, that is – and while I was rushing to get them submitted, there my husband was, writing haiku after haiku while he lounged in bed, loudly mocking me. Counting on his fingers.
By Mackenzie Davis2 years ago in Humor
Of Mice, Men and Women — Who Is The Smartest?
“Whenever you fight with Chris, you come in here, looking frustrated. Dressing as if you didn’t look in the mirror before leaving your house and picking a fight with everyone,” Orella argued with Karoya as she pulled out the empty chair to her right.
By Annelise Lords 2 years ago in Humor
12 Super Quick Puzzles You Can Amuse Your Friends With
I saw a sports car rear-ending an ice cream van. I stopped to make sure the occupants weren’t injured. They were fine. The problem was the sports car had lodged itself under the ice cream van, and we couldn’t move them off the road. I phoned the police to attend and asked if there was anything else I could do.
By Malky McEwan2 years ago in Humor
