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Workplace witticisms, job jokes and career quips; who says work can't be a laughing matter?
Outrageous laws and regulations around the world
1. Keeping Fat Dogs and cats affects animal rights In Britain, owners can be punished The British government has ruled that owners of fat dogs and cats can be punished, or even jailed, for affecting their rights. The British government believes that cats and dogs too fat, will make cats and dogs very painful, seriously affect the rights of cats and dogs, owners who do not allow cats and dogs to fast, weight loss, will be punished. The maximum fine is 20,000 pounds. Owners can also go to jail for up to a year if their cat or dog's rights are severely compromised. The latest draft of pet welfare published by the UK's Department of Environment and Food also requires owners to give their pets proper entertainment and pay attention to their mental health. Cat owners must put bars on the upstairs Windows to keep cats from falling down. It is forbidden to walk dogs during the hottest part of the day to avoid heatstroke. The opposition Conservatives say this goes too far. They say it is absurd that the government says owners should not walk dogs on hot days.
By Na Dunshie4 years ago in Journal
When Work Gets Tough Consider This One Tip To Give Yourself A Break
When the bosses are overworking people life can feel pretty rough. We all need to escape the hustle and bustle of the world from time to time, especially when people in charge are pushing us to the brink. Never forget, there's one way to find sanctuary from all the stress.
By The Man Behind The Mask4 years ago in Journal
War has been declared against my dyer!
I have terrible luck with washing machines and dryers. Choosing between the $250.00 tried-and-true and basic model or the $1,300.00 model that does all the folding, putting away, and washing for you is up to you. No matter what- they'll only last about a year in my house. The most recent victims have been around for about a year. I realized four months ago that I had to run my loads through the dry cycle three times before they were dry. The lavender and vanilla in the dryer sheets could not conceal the musty smell by then.
By Rose Loren Geer-Robbins4 years ago in Journal
The Job Application
Introduction I originally thought this was actually poetry but it is so funny. It is from something I found in 2008 and have fluffed and tidied up to make it readable correcting spelling mistakes and then pairing it with the Dubliners "Paddy on The Bricks/The Sick Note" in Lego.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 4 years ago in Journal
Vodka and Red Bull before 0930
I was too early to check in at the Travelodge this morning but that didn't stop me from trying. Even after exercising my undying boyish charm and modesty at the reception desk I still could not get a room until mid-day. So, nothing else to do apart from heading to Bardo's Lounge on The Colonnade for breakfast.
By Alan Russell4 years ago in Journal
The Whoo
In the bird world, the Corvidae family are definitely the scholars of their kind. They are trainable problem-solvers. Researchers have been amazed by the brain-power these birds possess. When it comes to the Corvidae family, there isn’t much scientist can’t agree on. However, there is one bird whoo’s evolutionary timeline and behavior has sparked a little debate. Whoo is this mystique feathered friend that challenge researchers? The Owl, of course.
By Britney Draper4 years ago in Journal
