Clyde E. Dawkins
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I'm a big sports fan, especially hockey, and I've been a fan of villainesses since I was eight! My favorite shows are The Simpsons and Family Guy, etc.
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Reviewing John Cena's Wild Heel Promo
The last time John Cena was heel, I was 18. It was months after I received my high school diploma, and I was just starting college. Today, I turn the big 4-0. And one day prior, I received an early birthday present: Cena kicking things off in heel fashion. 21 years. That's long fans waited for a John Cena heel turn. That's also how long I, a diehard Colorado Avalanche fan, waited for a Stanley Cup. My wish got fulfilled first.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
Simpsons Review: "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
Happy St. Patrick's Day! I love this holiday for a few reasons. For one, it's one day before my birthday. Also, it's a green day, and you know I have green--it comes with being a Packers fan. And one of the reasons why I love St. Patrick's Day is because of the episode of The Simpsons that I am about to review. Despite the long time the show's been on, despite the many things that can be disputed, this is one thing that can't be disputed: this episode, "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment," is my all-time favorite.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Geeks
"Beyond The Gates" Week 3 Review
We are now three weeks into the walking phenomenon known as Beyond the Gates, and boy is it getting delicious. The plot continues to thicken faster than my anticipation for the Stanley Cup Playoffs,and that's saying something. I know I sound like a broken record for saying this, but I'll repeat it here: the soap opera genre needed this. Badly. So many twists, turns, detours, and all else took place in the last week of this show, so let's get to it, shall we?
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Geeks
Stanley Cup Playoff Push 2025: One Down, 31 to Go
Well, hockey fans, we are now passing the midpoint of the month of March, and so many things have developed. Seriously, this is an amazing month to be a sports fan, but it's especially a great month to be a hockey fan. So many teams have great chances to become part of the NHL's Sweet 16, and that means a lot of the games have so much meaning. Right now, the season has 32 days left, just barely over a month. And not only is the NHL coming down to the wire, so is the NBA, and the tournaments will start in college hoops, and baseball is almost here. Also, the UFL will start up in just under two weeks. Again, March is an amazing month to be a sports fan.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
Possession is Nine-Tenths Above the Law
For Nadine Warren, her long ordeal was over. It was supposed to be a happy time for Nadine. She and her husband, Josh Foster, moved into an elegant home--somewhat old-fashioned look, but elegant. The move was part of the couple celebrating a year of wedded bliss, and they were very much in love, acting like the newlyweds they were.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Fiction
The Race Tightens
The Colorado Avalanche's winning streak was snapped on Tuesday, but the points streak remains, as the loss in Minnesota was via shootout. The Avs are still red hot and moving closer to the Dallas Stars in the Central Division standings. Next up, the two-game road trip concluded with a visit to Calgary against the Flames--the Avs' final trip to Western Canada this regular season. In this game, both teams are fighting for something. The Avs are trying to keep pace with the Dallas Stars, but the Flames are trying to hold to their very small advantage over the Vancouver Canucks in the playoff race.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
Rite of Passage
For Elena Ochoa, this was quite a 21st birthday. She had been training to become a professional wrestler since she turned 18, but overall, this had been a dream for her since she was six. Elena had a few matches in the indies, but the bout she had was the perfect definition of the phrase, "baptism by fire."
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Fiction
Unveiled
The day had finally arrived. After many months of planning, getting all of the details right, and all sorts of other intangibles, it was finally here. Shayla Gibson and Trevor Paxton were finally going to have their wedding. Shayla had been waiting for this day for the longest time. She had been in love with Trevor for years, and it was a year prior that Trevor reciprocated Shayla's romantic feelings, resulting in their relationship, eventual engagement, and now, the big moment--the day that Trevor and Shayla would say "I do" to each other, and officially become husband and wife at last.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Fiction
The Bright Side
We Colorado Avalanche fans had to be feeling pretty damn good. A six game homestand that we swept. Nathan MacKinnon became the first to 100 points this season, and joined the 1000 career point club (in fact, he's the 100th member of that club) on Monday. The Avs moved up to third place in the Central Division thanks to the six game winning streak, and after so much home cooking, it was time to travel for the first time in weeks. The destination: Minnesota.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
One Thousand and One MacKinnon Tales
There is no player in this league better than Nathan Raymond MacKinnon. The Colorado Avalanche completed a six-game homestand on Monday against the Chicago Blackhawks, and we were looking to make it a perfect six-for-six. Elsewhere, Nathan MacKinnon was looking to reach 1000 career points, only needing just one point to get there. Only 10 active players have reached that number, and MacKinnon was looking to become #11. Also, welcome back, Erik Johnson, as "The Condor" was in the lineup for this game, his first game of his second stint with the Avs.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Unbalanced
"Beyond The Gates" Week 2 Review
I'm still in "mark-out" mode regarding the first week of Beyond the Gates. I said this a number of times before and I'll say it again: the soap opera genre needed this. Badly. Mostly because of the representation, but also because this show is not as dramatic as the average soap. As I said, the first week was stellar, absolutely epic as hell. And that first week has resulted in huge ratings for CBS in that time slot.
By Clyde E. Dawkinsabout a year ago in Geeks
