Joe Patterson
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Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Order Up: The Adventures of Ethel & Franklin
”Bruhhhhh, what is taking the pizza dude so long?” Ethel complained. “Didn’t you order it like 15 hours ago?”. “Actually I ordered it just seven minutes ago, E-money bags.” Frank replied. “Oh” Ethel began akwardly. “Well it feels like we’ve been waitin’ a lot longer than that, Franky-boy”. “That’s because you have no patience, E-bone. You’re also kinda lazy considering that we could have easily just drove around the corner to Pizza Hut and got the pizzas in less than ten minutes.”
By Joe Patterson11 months ago in Fiction
Isaiah Rising
8 year old Isaiah has arrived at his church with his mother Miriam and his father Jonah for Easter Sunday. Their church, The First Calvary is hosting an Easter egg hunter for children in the community. “So how many eggs are you gonna get at the hunt today Isaiah?” Miriam asked while stepping out of the passenger’s seat. “I’m gonna get em’ all” Isaiah said with excitement.
By Joe Patterson12 months ago in Fiction
Holes: Impact of a Legend
So I was scrolling through my newsfeed on Facebook earlier and saw a post that said today is the 22 year anniversary of the Disney hit film Holes. Not one kid who grew up in the early 2000s needs an explanation as to why this is important, even many of young kids from the current generation understand this significance. Holes is one of our favorite Disney movies and one of all of our favorites.
By Joe Patterson12 months ago in Journal
Power of Prue
Pruedence Halliwell is in the living room of her family house getting ready for her date tonight. “Prue? Prue where are you?” Phoebe called out as she made her way downstairs. “I’m right here” Prue called back while fixing herself in the living room mirror. “Well don’t you look sparkling?” Phoebe observed while looking at Prue in her red dress.
By Joe Patterson12 months ago in Fiction
Pizza Planet
Timothy and Allen are delivery drivers for the Pizza Planet restaurant and arcade. “Man I wish they would hurry up” Allen began with exhaustion. “Friday night is not the night to be taking your precious time with delivery orders.” “Oh give it a rest, Buzz Lightyear.” Timothy joked. “Customers ain’t gonna trip off a few minute late order. They know how busy we get around this time. They’ll understand.” Coming from the back of where the kitchen was and to the front of the restaurant was Benji holding three boxes of fresh thin crust pepperoni pizzas.
By Joe Patterson12 months ago in Fiction
Aspire Door. Top Story - April 2025.
Vanessa was making her way up Alex’s driveway while she looked up at the sky above her head. The sky was covered with dark clouds and what started off as a grey sky thick with the smell of approaching rain was now nearly black as the oncoming storm was only minutes away. “So the storm just had to make its appearance when I decided to come vent to Alex?” Vanessa thought to herself.
By Joe Patterson12 months ago in Fiction
